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Planet Corey
'When it comes to Corey, I'd rather worship some other deity who actually seems workable. Someone like Mithra, Jesus, Apollo or Zeus y'know?' (Ray Horton)Religion In Corey's World
- Coreyist 41%
(445,638,969 believers)- Cardcaseist 9%
(97,823,188 believers)- Clickersist 15%
(163,038,647 believers)- Huntableist 20%
(217,384,863 believers)- Roomity 15%
(163,038,647 believers)
Population : 1,086,924,317
World Ends : 9th Apr 2019
Nuclear Capable : Azerbaijan, China, Germany, Guatemala, Indonesia, Lesotho, Rwanda, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Uzbekistan, Venezuela
Nuked Countries : Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Lesotho, Rwanda, Azerbaijan, China, Uzbekistan, Venezuela
Corey's Wrath!!
- God threatened to End the World within 24 hours of 30th Mar 2014 if someone did not go and get the Chain Smoking Deity a packet of cigarettes from the local grocery store. Luckily Justus Waddington got Him a packet of Menthol puffs just in time!
- 'Heretics and Heavens alike, suck on this!' proclaimed the Father as he began hurling bricks from high heaven!
The Anti-Corey
The Anti-Corey was Cathleen Scott a 61-year-old woman from Italy.
The Saviour
Every planet needs a saviour and Earth is no exception. That is why Corey sent Villarreal Tenpenny to rescue us from this cesspool to transport us off to the Netherworld where we can eat cotton candy bunnies and smoke banana skin roll ups all day long.
This is the End
And it rained and it rained, oh how it continued to rain. In fact it ever not stopped raining and by 9th Apr 2019 everyone had drowned on Earth.
